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Nine37 is a loose collective of artists, culture warriors and community members who aim to enrich their life by creating and exhibiting artwork as well as supporting the development of youth artists. We have published books, zines and music compilations, as well as put on art and music shows across the country, with a major focus on the community transforming Five Town Massive in Bristol, VT

Monday, March 27, 2006

[clydetron5000] Adventures of Lobotomy Man - Episode 1: R&R in Heaven


I was found; beaten, bruised, and lobotomized; behind the sanitarium (where the 'doctors' must have dumped me) by an angel who was out picking flowers.


The angel brought me to heaven so I could have some time to relax and heal.


Everything in heaven was pretty simple and nice - I think the lobotomy, booze, coke, joints, and viagra helped too.


Before long I was down with Jesus and he and I worked smuggling coke and viagra into heaven. No one needs money in heaven so we just had fun.


We (J.C. and myself) used cows as 'mules' to smuggle the goods (and for other amusements). Jesus always insisted on helping the cows pass the large bags of coke and pills.


One day Jesus was too rough inside the cow and he broke open a kilo of coke and the cow O.D.ed with a numb ass. It was right around that time that I decided I had had enough R&R time in heaven...

What will become of Lobotomy Man?
Find out soon in 'The Adventures of Lobotomy Man' Episode 2: Lobotomy Man smokes weed on the couch...



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Posted by 5000DX to clydetron5000 at 3/27/2006 08:49:00 PM

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